I’m the lady that lives down stairs. I’ve been living here longer than anyone else has so naturally I run this town. It’s ok though, as long as you don’t walk around up stairs we’ll get along fine.
My relationship with you started well over a year ago when you were first moving in. Phft, still emptying the moving truck at 11PM on a Sunday? Who the hell do you think you are? It’s ok though, I got out of bed, threw on some clothes and came up to introduce myself.
Look, I wasn’t trying to be annoying when I asked you to quiet down. I don’t even think it was rude to walk into your apartment and point out that the bedroom where you were assembling your bed is right over my bedroom. To call that passive aggressive would just be unfair.
If you didn’t like it, maybe you should have put your stuff back on that truck and left. You’ll probably regret uttering the phrase “If I do anything to annoy you just let me know.”
You best believe I will.
XOXO,
The Lady Downstairs
